Monday, June 15, 2015

Jurassic World


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Dino-mite!

Ironically, time has been kind to this series about prehistoric beasts. I was amazed at how fun it was to go back to Jurassic Park. Even though the story is always the same, this film was fresh with new thrills. Plus, it has a true superstar lead — the unlikely new summer action hero, Chris Pratt.

The effects are first-class, the script is tight and the slow and suspenseful scenes are mixed nicely with high-action.

Credit to indie director Colin Trevorrow and executive producer Steven Spielberg, who have filled the film with enough movie magic and winking self-consciousness that I never felt like it’s the monster + run movie the script surely is. It’s a roaring good time.

Simply put: Now that’s how you do a summer sequel.

Award potential: It could be nominated for all technical awards, despite being the fourth in a series.

The ten buck review: Worth ten bucks.

Entourage


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All hugged out.

When HBO’s Sex & The City appeared on the big screen four years after the series finale, it was a guilty thrill to see the key characters together one more time. When the key Entourage players return four years after their finale, none of that magic hits the screen.

I’m not sure why this didn’t work. Girls, cars, penthouses, yachts and Hollywood settings should have been (Ari) Gold for a summer movie.

One argument is that none of these actors have done quality work since the show so they feel stuck on the small screen. But that’s not the only thing; the story just isn’t any fun. For some reason it’s flatter and more unbelievable than the series’ worst TV episode.

Simply put: Loved the show. Was bored in the movie and didn’t laugh once.

Award potential: In the running for a Golden Raspberry, oh yeah!

The ten buck review: Not worth ten bucks.

Tuesday, June 2, 2015

Tomorrowland


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It’s a small idea, after all.

I’d like to praise writer-director Brad Bird (Up, Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocal) for attempting to give us an elevated summer action film with ideas and thoughts worth pondering on long after the credits roll. But the ideas never match the initial wonder phase and it just doesn’t add up to a cohesive two-hour film.

What begins with wonder, moves to a convoluted plot and ends with condescending sermonizing and the most anti climatic finale of the year so far.

Even the tone is confusing. I’m not sure if this film was supposed to be the next Back to the Future, San Andreas, Spy Kids, Wall-E or Terminator 2. Actually, I think it shifted across all of these.

On the plus side, the kids acted their parts better than George Clooney who seemed to just be going through the motions. Keep your eye on Britt Robertson; she could be the next Julia Roberts.

Simply put: Like some of the rides at DisneyLand; not for adults. It’s fine for kids who will enjoy the possibilities presented in Tomorrowland, but it’s a solid no for everyone else who should skip this never, never again land.

Award potential: None.

The ten buck review: Not worth ten bucks.







Friday, May 29, 2015

Wet, hot Netflix picks in June


Netflix in June brings us Jon Stewart’s Rosewater, about Maziar Bahari's 2009 imprisonment by Iran, Jennifer Aniston’s Cake, about a woman in chronic pain, and the Wachowski brother’s new sci-fi series. But these thrillers, comedies and surf-tastic films below might be more fun, fun, fun for the start of summer. 

Wet Hot American Summer (2001)

Bradley Cooper’s disappointing summer film, Aloha, will be saying “hello” and “goodbye” quickly in the theatres, but his summer camp period piece has had a long unexpected life already. This satire features Paul Rudd, Amy Poehelr, Janeane Garofalo, David Hyde Pierce, Christopher Meloni, Molly Shannon and more. Watch the film now to prepare for July’s Netflix series, Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp, which will feature most of the same amazing cast — plus Chris Pine and Kristen Wiig. (Available now.)

Bloodline (2015)
I highly recommend you meet the Rayburn family of the Florida Keys this summer. This Netflix original series features stellar performances by Kyle Chandler, Sissy Spacek, Sam Shepard and next September’s Oscar front runner Ben Mendelsohn. The first show is slow but stick with it and you’ll get drawn in to its sleepy, sun-drenched pacing. (Available now.)

Endless Summer (1966)

It was the first documentary that captured my attention and I could watch it again every summer. In 1966, two top surfers ride the waters of Hawaii, Africa and Australia in search of the perfect wave. (Available now.)

Grease (1978)

Summer days drifting away,to, uh oh, those summer nights. Now that I think about it, every June should start with Sandy and Danny and this breezy fun film. Even today, Grease is the word.(Available now.)

Nightcrawler (2014)

Want something less sunny? Picture Jake Gyllenhall as a cameraman on the dark side of tabloid journalism in this film that won him a Best Actor SAG nomination (but not an Oscars one). It’s a dark choice but it contains one of the best car chase scenes in recent memories — and Rene Russo.  (Available June 10)

Ten buck review: All are ten-buck worthy.

Monday, May 18, 2015

Avengers: Age of Ultron

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Too much to marvel at. Too little to love. 

Before 2012's Avengers screened, I expected that a movie featuring a number of favorite superheroes would be aimless, disjointed and too much for the senses. Turns out, we got a solid story and an impressive balance of character dialogue and exhilarating action. Avengers is one of the best superhero films by a long shot.

Turns out, that circus of a movie would come three years later in the form of Avengers: Age of Ultron. Everything the first film did so well was Hulk-smashed into a film that spends more time setting up other movie stories in the Marvel universe than giving us something to love on its own.

Don't get me wrong, the first non-storied 30 minutes is dazzling. And Robert Downey Jr. and Scarlett Johansen elevate every scene they are in. But judging by this film, and the Avengers we are most likely left with for the third film, the mighty heroes have already lost.

Simply put: Super duper disappointing

Award potential: Don't count it out for visual effects, but I bet we'll appreciate some other films more by end of year.

Ten buck review: Not worth ten bucks.






Thursday, May 14, 2015

Summer Movies to the Max: Your weekend by weekend guide


It looks like a mad, mad summer at the movies with a tall list of titles that may not all deliver, but certainly look hotter than the summer of 2014.



Friday, May 15
The Blockbuster Reboot: Mad Max: Fury Road
The Sleeper: Pitch Perfect 2
The Sequel: Good Kill (Ethan Hawke, Gattaca team)
The Counterprogramming: Slow West (Michael Fassbender, western) 







Friday, May 22 
The Blockbuster: Tomorrowland (George Clooney)
The Sleeper (although no one will sleep): Poltergeist
The Counterprogramming: Aloft (Jennifer Connelly)









Friday, May 29
The Blockbuster: San Andreas 3D (Dwayne Johnson)
The Sleeper: Aloha (Bradley Cooper)



Friday, June 5
The Bomb: Spy (Melissa McCarthy)
The Sleeper: Entourage
The Counterprogramming: Love & Mercy (Brian Wilson story, Paul Dano, John Cusak, Paul Giamatti)
Oh, The Horror: Insidious: Chapter 3 (sequel to haunting film)



Friday, June 12
The Blockbuster Reboot: Jurassic World (Chris Pratt)





Friday, June 19
The Big Family Film: Inside Out (Pixar. Voices of Amy Poehler, Bill Hader, Mindy Kaling)
Me and Earl and the Dying Girl (Sundance hit)
The Sequel: The Transporter: Refueled (sci-fi)
The Sleeper: Dope (indie comedy)
The Counterprogramming: Infinitely Polar Bear (Mark Ruffalo, Zoe Saldana)



Friday, June 26
The Blockbuster Sequel: Ted 2
The Counterprogramming: Fresh Dressed (doc on hip-hop fashion)
The Family Fare: Max (A wayward teen and a dog)
The Sleeper: Live From New York! (SNL documentary)
The Documentarys: The Wolfpack (Sundance hit)




Wednesday, July 1
The Blockbuster: Terminator: Genisys
The Sleeper: Magic Mike XXL




Friday, July 10
The Blockbuster: Minions
The choices: Why see anything else?



Friday, July 17
The Superhero Film: Ant-Man
The Sleeper: Trainwreck (Judd Apatow, Amy Schumer, John Cena, Bill Hader)
The Sleeper: Mr. Holmes (Ian McKellen, Laura Linney)



Friday, July 24
The Blockbuster: Pan (as in Peter, with Hugh Jackman, Rooney Mara, Amanda Seyfried)
The Comedy: Pixels (Kevin JamesAdam Sandler, Peter DinklageJane Krakowski)
The Sleeper: Paper Towns (based on John Green teen novel)




Wednesday, July 29
The Blockbuster Reboot: Vacation



Friday, July 31
The Blockbuster Sequel: Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation
The boxing film: Southpaw (Jake Gyllenhaal, Rachel McAdams)
The counterprogramming: Self/Less (Ryan Reynolds)



Friday, August 7
The Superhero Reboot: The Fantastic Four
The Sleeper: Masterminds (Kristen Wiig, Zach Galifianakis, Jason Sudeikis, Owen Wilson)
Ricki and the Flash (Meryl Streep, Kevin Kline)






Friday, August 14
The Blockbuster: The Man From U.N.C.L.E
The Counterprogramming: Straight Outta Compton
The Animated Sleeper: Underdogs








Friday, August 23
The One For Homeland Fans: Hitman: Agent 47



























Friday, May 1, 2015

Feast on these five Netflix finds in May


Netflix, worth the price for Daredevil alone, has some tempting choices this month that makes its $8 a month price totally ten-buck-worthy.


SOMM (2012)
Pair this insightful film with a quiet night at home and a nice bottle of red. If you’re curious about what it takes to be a sommelier, rent this documentary and watch four sommeliers as they attempt to pass the prestigious Master Sommelier exam, a test with one of the lowest pass rates in the world. It had me at merlot. (Available now.)

Fruitvale Station (2013)
This drama from two years back mirrors what is probably going on in your newspaper today and is worth a look if you’ve never heard the story of Bay-Area resident Oscar Grant (played by Michael B. Jordan) and his mother (Octavia Spencer). This film took both the Grand Jury Prize for dramatic feature and the Audience Award for U.S. dramatic film at the 2013 Sundance Film Festival, but never got the Oscars attention it deserved. (Available May 12.)

Fed Up (2014)
The title reads like “fed up,” but it’s clear that this documentary from Katie Couric and Laurie David (Oscar winning producer of An Inconvenient Truth) is talking about our f’d up nutrition system and food industry. It’s not as clever, well produced and insightful as  Super Size Me (2004), but it’s an engaging film and is certainly food for thought. Plus it's a great kick-start to healthier eating for the month before swimsuit season. (Available now.) 

Muscle Shoals (2013)
Need some good music before summer? Put in this documentary that celebrates Rick Hall, the founder of FAME Studios in Muscle Shoals, Alabama, and the signature sound he developed in songs such as Brown Sugar and When a Man Loves a Woman. Who would have thought so many magical songs would have come from a place that's not Motown. And who would have thought that place would be my sweet home of Alabama? (Available now.)

Terminator 2: Judgment Day (T2) (2002)
Ready, set, action films! It’s the beginning of blockbuster summer movie season and the way I see it, there’s no better way to celebrate it than by watching the biggest and Arnold-est of them all, baby!







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