Monday, June 15, 2026

Disclosure Day


What do I believe? Well before seeing Disclosure Day, I had three thoughts: Steven Spielberg knows how to make audiences lean forward better than anyone, John Williams remains one of cinema's greatest secret weapons and alien movies rarely stick the landing. 

After seeing it, I still believe all three.

Disclosure Day is a fun, crowd-pleasing summer movie that kept me leaning forward from start to finish. The first half plays like a political thriller before shifting into classic Spielberg sci-fi spectacle. If you're expecting a late-life director bookend to Close Encounters or E.T., you may walk away wanting more. I certainly did. But judged on its own terms, it's a wild ride with a dream cast led by Emily Blunt and Josh O'Connor, with Colin Firth and Colman Domingo.


The film is unmistakably Spielbergian. From the opening chase to the final reveal, every shot is designed for maximum impact. Spielberg brings a sense of wonder and spirituality to the story, pitting believers, skeptics and the fearful against one another as humanity inches toward revelation. A spectacular train sequence is worth the price of admission alone.


Not everything works. A major plot point involving a traditional news broadcast feels oddly dated in a world where a viral video would spread faster and farther. The story also takes a detour into alien-given superpowers that feels more like a weak Marvel magic stick subplot than thoughtful science fiction. It undercuts some of the mystery and realism that make the film's best moments so effective. A few dodgy CGI animals and some implausible escapes don't help either.


Listen, my biggest issue is probably unfair: I wanted more. Not a better movie, but a deeper one. Spielberg delivers a highly entertaining blockbuster, yet never quite finds a fresh angle on the alien-contact story.

Still, this is peak filmmaking craft from one of cinema's masters. It may not break new ground, but it's exciting, polished and immensely watchable. Go enjoy it!


In a nutshell:
I believe in... Spielberg. Not groundbreaking, but one of the summer's most enjoyable trips to the movies.

Where to watch: Exclusively in theaters.

Would it be better with Olivia Colman? This one needs her less than most, but yes, of course.

Awards potential: John Williams' magnificent score is the standout and will be the film's strongest awards contender. Sound has an outside shot, and Emily Blunt leaves a strong impression, but maybe not enough for the Academy to remember a summer action film come January.

The Ten Buck Review: Worth ten bucks.

Thursday, June 4, 2026

Masters of the Universe


The good news: with a reported budget somewhere between $170 million and $200 million, this is almost certainly the most assured flop of the year — and Mattel's Barbi-boosted plan to turn every toy in the closet into a cinematic universe will likely get a long timeout.

The other good news? For fans, Masters of the Universe is much better than it has any right to be.

Decades after the cartoon and toys ruled playgrounds, and nearly 40 years after the infamous Dolph Lundgren movie, returning to Castle Grayskull feels like a strange idea. I saw this in a preview setting, with half the room full of critics and half full of rabid fans. Both were pleasantly surprised by the film, having previously seen only the trailer, which did not reveal its silly love for the 80s, vibrant colors, a Queen nod to its stylistic cousin, Flash Gordon, and some comic bits that land.


The smartest decision is making Prince Adam an ordinary guy stuck in a dead-end desk job on Earth before he's pulled back to Eternia. Had the movie started with a blonde dude named He-Man (Nicholas Galitzine) wandering a fantasy kingdom in a loincloth, it would have been a much harder sell.


The film understands the movie's balancing act between sincere fan service and a knowing wink at how ridiculous all of this is. The production design is gloriously colorful, the action has got the power, and there are plenty of jokes about names like Fisto and Mekaneck that somehow feel affectionate rather than mocking. My favorite scene comes when Adam reveals he originally named many of the heroes as a kid, drawing them from memory. It's a clever way to honor the toys while absolutely poking fun at them.

Jared Leto spends much of the film unrecognizable behind Skeletor's face, while Idris Elba brings more gravitas to Man-At-Arms than the material probably deserves. I don't see franchise potential here, and I certainly wouldn't hold my breath for a He-Man and She-Ra sequel. But as a standalone summer movie, it's surprisingly watchable.


In a nutshell:
Delightfully silly. Completely unnecessary. Made for the fans.If you're coming in with no connection to these characters, there's not enough here to win you over.

Where to see it: In theaters starting June 5, 2026.

Would it be better with Olivia Colman? Absolutely. She would've been delightful as Roboto. Kristen Wiig does just fine, but still.

The Ten Buck Review:
Not worth Ten Bucks for most. If you have a soft spot for these toys, this delivers more fun than expected.

Disclosure Day

What do I believe? Well before seeing Disclosure Day , I had three thoughts: Steven Spielberg knows how to make audiences lean forward bette...